Saint Valentine vs Cupid



Saint Valentine vs Cupid is the second episode of the old Epic Rap Battles of Holidays. It features 3rd-century Roman saint, Saint Valentine rapping against the god of desire, erotic love, attraction and affection, Cupid. It was released on 14th Febraury, 2019.

Cast
Ismaelstickmin63 as Saint Valentine and Cupid.

Saint Valentine:
Can i pleas talk about this angel named Cupid?

He stole my legacy and he's really stupid!

Even with wings, you're nothing but truly flight.

Your face is ugly, no wonder you stay in the sky.

You were desperate for my fame, so you had to rip-off me.

Valentine's day is mine so backup the 14.

I might be a Saint, but i'll bring this angel to an end.

Better flee this battle, like it was you with your girlfriend.

Cupid:
I might be an angel, but i'm a devil on this mic.

I'll start shooting you, does that remind you of your life?

Nobody even knows if you're real or fake.

You're the reason people got arrested, for God sake!

This 3rd century loser, wouldn't be remembered without me.

Why do i have to steal yours when i have a better legacy?

Not even one of my arrows can make people love you.

After this battle, it will be the Valentine's Day Massacre 2!

Saint Valentine:
Those are a bunch of lies, you just told.

You're wearing a diaper like you were 3 years old!

You'll have no Valen-time to respond when i burn you on a cross.

You're an angel, but i'm truly the boss.

Cupid:
Out of all the saints i prefer Nicholas and Patrick.

You'll fear me when i show you my magic!

Here i present the new tradition:

Saint Valentine's Day:No Saint Edition!

Who Won? Saint Valentine Cupid

Trivia

 * This is the first episode to have Gacha characters.


 * This is the only episode to have Gacha Studio characters.


 * Orignally Psyche was going to appear in this battle as a back-up rapper for Cupid, but she was scrapped due to release date issues.